“You know, there’s a million
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." - Silent Bob (Clerks)
Is it Friday yet? One of the true downfalls of the short week is the weekend tease. When I show up after an extended weekend, I'm already in the jonez for the next weekend. It's like a taste of vacation, but not... it's torture. I'm not masochistic enough to shorten a three-day to stay in the working man's groove or anything, but there should be new legislation surrounding the extended weekend. If you have a three day weekend enveloping a Monday, then you should automagically get the next Friday off. Psychologically, this seems so much more stable than following through the full week. It's like walking with your legs out of step with the person next to you and trying to do that half-step skippy thing to get back in sync... it's like trying to stop a sneeze... it's like that moment when your losing your balance off a beam and you are doing that twirly thing with your arms trying to re-center yourself. It's fucking unsettling... that's what it is... The natural thing to do would just be to follow through with a symmetrical three day that encompasses the coming Friday. Close your eyes and think about it... see? isn't that nice? Am I making any sense here at all or am I just being borderline OCD? This working on Friday shit just won't do.
Is it Friday yet? One of the true downfalls of the short week is the weekend tease. When I show up after an extended weekend, I'm already in the jonez for the next weekend. It's like a taste of vacation, but not... it's torture. I'm not masochistic enough to shorten a three-day to stay in the working man's groove or anything, but there should be new legislation surrounding the extended weekend. If you have a three day weekend enveloping a Monday, then you should automagically get the next Friday off. Psychologically, this seems so much more stable than following through the full week. It's like walking with your legs out of step with the person next to you and trying to do that half-step skippy thing to get back in sync... it's like trying to stop a sneeze... it's like that moment when your losing your balance off a beam and you are doing that twirly thing with your arms trying to re-center yourself. It's fucking unsettling... that's what it is... The natural thing to do would just be to follow through with a symmetrical three day that encompasses the coming Friday. Close your eyes and think about it... see? isn't that nice? Am I making any sense here at all or am I just being borderline OCD? This working on Friday shit just won't do.
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