What a shitty way to
What a shitty way to start the day. You wake up excited like it's the first day of summer and find out they've extended school another two months. Fortunately, my boss is at a meeting offsite, so his circus antics aren't pushing my already agitated buttons this morning. It would be nice to keep my job a while longer and stay out of prison. I hate traffic. I'm having a terrible morning.
Today was supposed to be my last day here. I was sooo looking forward to sleeping in on Monday. Now looks like I’ll have to extend at least until next Wed.
On the way in this morning I saw this dildo nearly cause four collisions...him into the car in front of him, the person behind him into him, me into them and then another person when he zigged over part way into the lane over, changed his mind, then back. But here’s the puncline: We’re all stopped and traffic starts to flow again so he decides to change lanes again, goes about thirty feet and BAM! smack into the nose of some daffy lady who decided she was just going to push out into traffic and hope people let her in.
Some people.
And that was just on the way out of his driveway! Crazy LA drivers.
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