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Well, the day started off on the right foot... as in the correct foot. The manager at Chez Satan recognized me when I walked up as the guy that ordered simple coffee and had it fucked up twice before getting it right last week. In dramatic apology, he compped whatever I ordered... so I got creative. I was sitting in my office sipping my estimated $8.00 beverage, I thought of how nice it would be to leave work and enjoy the beautiful day. The cookies EL made last night lasted almost as long as a injured and bleeding mammal freshly fallen into dry season starved piranha invested waters. The skies blackened and opened just as the cloudy bucket's bottom fell out. Fucking Houston weather. Things were really quiet at work today. It was by no means a typical Monday. No little girls crying with skinned knees about application performance issues over the wide area network or any such usually-never-the-network type problems that have to be proven by Johnny Cochran. The glove don't fit muthafukka! My lease is up soon and EL and I are, as previously stated, looking for new residence. I had an epiphany this morning about my rent and how much I despise giving $1600/month to my landlord every month and having nothing to show for it but a bad taste in my mouth. Sooooooooooooooo, we are going to look at a few homes tonight that are in the "purchase only" category. Ironically, one of them is just down the street from punk-ass Sam. Oh well, this day is close enough to being over that I'm shutting my brain down. <insert whirring down sound followed by some sputters here>

ciao