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Well now. Doesn't the morning come all too early? Yeah, that's right... Saturday morning... day off... I'm up at 5:00. Heh. It's oh so worth it though... I'm going to see my sweetie. The only thing keeping me from falling on a sharp object right now is the Diet Dr. Pepper drip that is leading me to serious espresso goodness. My hair looks like a munchichi on miracle grow. Christina is supposed to cut my hair today, but I know that if my hair isn't under control by early afternoon, EL is going to throw me in our little tea-house salon and tell them not to let me out with some fixin. This is serious. I'd take another photo to show you, but I don't have a wide angle lens to capture the troll-doll head explosion going on within the crop of one image and my retard ass hasn't figured out how to do the panorama action feature thingy on my camera yet. Hell, I've had a Motorola i90c for about a year and I didn't even know I had a calendar on it until EL programmed some shit in there. Simple is better. Oh yeah, before I forget... some lady on the plane last time saw me playing solitaire and said that I should try to play FreeCell game number 617. I did. It kicked my ass. If you have won FreeCell game number 617, my hat goes off to you... if I was wearing a hat. Actually, I am going to wear a hat this morning so my hat can actually come off for you... but you probably won’t beat it anyway. Muhahahaha. Stupid game. Anyhoo, I need more caffeine and something to eat. I was actually too tired to eat last night. How that happens I have no idea, but it did. I'm hungry enough to eat a <insert some cool cliché noun here to signify I'm starving>! You see!? I'm too hungry to think of something cool like "I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of a dead rhino!" or "I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll!" or "I’m hungry enough to eat erasers!" or "I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound skunk!"... etc. None of those were original. I need to go to the airport. Cheers!