There are only 10 types
There are only 10 types of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't. I am having a little trouble waking up this morning. Of course, Monday morning corporate politics are difficult enough without a cloudy head and poor disposition. I would say that I dislike Monday mornings almost as much as I dislike mornings in general, but that wouldn’t make too much sense if my dislikes were additive. The more I dislike Monday mornings specifically, the lower the percentage of overall dislike my general morning dislike would become. It’s a paradox, kinda like dropping a hit of X toward the floor. When the X reaches half way, it has half way to go... then, half of that produces a quarter way to go, etc. Since there are an infinite number of divisions possible, yet only a finite distance to the floor, the problem is asymptotical and one questions if the X ever actually reaches the floor... or is it falling forever? OMG... fuck coffee, I really need a martini.
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