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The number 2 METRO jumped the curb going 30 mph this morning over by the Montrose fountain circle thingy... only to straighten out and recover, swerve around an accident in the middle of the Binz intersection, and blow past some poor freezing guy that was waiting at his stop. There was a guy on the bus near me that smelled so bad that I gagged twice... seriously. I was on a work call this morning that made me late for work... irony. I walk into the office at 9:00 and who do I run into at the elevator lobby... my boss... true irony. Fuck. I brewed some coffee at home this morning. I drank 2 cups of the twelve in the pot. I hate that. I didn't have any to-go coffee mugs because my ex-wife took them all way back when she raided my house the first time and I just never got around to replacing anything, so I carefully poured molten java into a plastic dixie cup. This is a poor judgment call on my part. First of all, the little cup warps and bends like a double jointed limbo champion and secondly, it burns the bloody hell out of my hand without one of those $5.00 recycled cardboard cup rings that my brother Greg has a non-sexual crush on. You know, today isn't so bad after all. Despite my waking up at 4:20 to let my poor little pooh bear in the house and not really being able to get back to sleep for her licking my face and meowing at me in reprimand, I had a spring in my step on the way to work. Have you ever seen a zombie with a spring in his step? Heh. It's not pretty. Imagine Jerry Lewis, novocain, xanax, crack, and cheese whiz. Ok, maybe not that... but it was fun to think about. Ok, I think I have some pictures from last night with Sam around here somewhere... if I can find the little USB thingy for my camera. Gimmie a minute... schniekies!

Ok... I only took a couple. I thought I snapped more, but I was probably too busy missing my girlfriend to worry about photos. Here are a couple and the others are on my Fotki site.









pee ess... thanks Audra for the flask!