Sometimes you feel like a
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. I have been sitting on the couch like a fucking bum since I got home from work at 6:30. Yes, six-fucking-thirty on a Friday. I only thought I was rollin' at five... but "da man" had other plans. One day I am going to start my own company so at least all those hours I put in will be working for me. I ate a cup of instant raman noodles for dinner... just like the good ole days when I was poorer than dried refried beans in the bottom of a taqueria dumpster. I almost shed a nostalgic tear. As I was channel surfing, I stumbled across a show I had never seen before. The Anna Nicole Smith show. How the fuck did this happen? No offense Ozzy, but I rank this right up there with the Osbourne's. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous and I just couldn't change the channel. Oh the shame of it all. Another show that I dig when I'm in the mood to drool on myself and wallow in corn chip crumbs on the couch is Jackass. Johnny Knoxville and his cronies are good fun. I especially like the one where he tried the personal protection products on himself (pepper spray, stun gun, etc.)... outstanding. My phone has been ringing a lot tonight. I've been in PJ's since 6:31 and there is no way in hell I'm leaving this house... unless it's on fire... and then I may consider it. I was standing outside today trying to get some fresh (albeit wet) air and the buildings adjacent to mine faded slowly into the fog to where there was no visibility toward the top of the building. It was just a gradient to white. That would have been a cool photo... the reflection of the stormy sky in the glass siding the building and the whole thing framed by the elements. I decided I need a good digital camera and some nifty carrying device... like a purse, but something that won't get me beat up on the playground. I'm really craving Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby ice cream right now. I met those guys once. Cool guys. I have to go back to the couch for some Howard Stern and utter boredom.
If you start your own company, could you hire me as a sysadmin? Also,if you like Jackass, go watch the movie. Saw it tonight and it was cool, as in totally sweet! Feel better, C.
I’ve seen the Anna Nicole Smith Show maybe once or twice; I sort of stumbled on it and then just had to stay and watch it with my jaw hanging open, like it was a horrible accident on the freeway or something.
Way, way better than the actual show, though, is Saturday Night Live’s take on it. A week or two ago they had a TV Funhouse animated short that was a cross between The Smurfs and the Anna Nicole Smith Show; poor little Smurfette was bloated like a cow, with her high-pitched voice all breathy and whiny, and she was foul-mouthed and humping Gargamel’s cat.
The whole thing left me speechless.
Isn’t Gargamel’s cat named Azrael? Or something to that effect…
I haven’t seen Anna Nicole. I don’t think I could sit through it without hunting her down and bitchslapping her a few times, but Jackass just rocks. Hee-larious television. I heart Johnny Knoxville.
I liked Fastfood Football, and although it was cruel, when they drove off with a baby doll in a car seat on top of the car.
Also when they had the egg nog drinking contest. When the guy dressed up as Frosty the Snowman came to and got pissed off, throwing the table and chairs.
It was like an Oklahoma Christmas.
Anna is a very attractive girl. I think shes lost alot of weight too..
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