Some kind of water line
Some kind of water line ruptured on the 15th floor of my building this morning. A few of our 16 elevators are shut down do to seepage into the shaft (that sounds fun if you read it in a Barry White voice)... thus causing people-traffic. I think that all the people confused and flustered by a couple of freakin' elevators being shut down should be issued blinders (like the horses that pull carriages wear) and be forced to use a separate corralled pathway that has no on or off ramp on main throughways (like an HOV lane) and nothing more complex that a big green light and a big red light. Oh, and those shock collars that you can buy for dogs that are proximity activated so if they try to exit prematurely, they get zapped. I see stupid people. They're everywhere.
You, sir, are a rude little man. You are also uncouth, caustic, offer nothing positive to share with the world and probably kick cute, scampering puppies when you walk down the street.
In short, you’re hella refreshing and wildly entertaining. I must link to you immediately!
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