So funny I just had
So funny I just had to share…
This morning I stayed home sick, still lots of sniffles and aches. Roll of tissue in hand, I managed to gather my miserable self up and out bed and onto the couch. No shower, no make-up and wearing sweats, I plopped down in front of the TV. Then I heard it, “ding dong”…who ever could it be. None other than the local Edward Jones “Solutions for your financial needs” sales guy at my door. At first he was polite and introduced himself. I said okay, nice to meet you – and hoped he would leave so that I could resume my pitiful couch position. He proceeded to explain that Edward Jones was opening an office in the area – again I said okay, that’s nice. Then came the pause…
“Are your parent’s home?” He asked.
I laughed.
This morning I stayed home sick, still lots of sniffles and aches. Roll of tissue in hand, I managed to gather my miserable self up and out bed and onto the couch. No shower, no make-up and wearing sweats, I plopped down in front of the TV. Then I heard it, “ding dong”…who ever could it be. None other than the local Edward Jones “Solutions for your financial needs” sales guy at my door. At first he was polite and introduced himself. I said okay, nice to meet you – and hoped he would leave so that I could resume my pitiful couch position. He proceeded to explain that Edward Jones was opening an office in the area – again I said okay, that’s nice. Then came the pause…
“Are your parent’s home?” He asked.
I laughed.
I would’ve fucked with him and broke out in tears and said “That’s why I’m home today - we are burying my mom and dad and pets that were all killed in Claudette...”
He would have turned several shades of red.
I started reading this thinking that it was Clayton. Naturally, I was disturbed by the thought that he had started wearing makeup. I really need more sleep.
lol
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