Remember the three universal healers: chicken soup, calamine lotion, and cunnilingus.
It is 6:07 aye emm and I’ve not yet been to bed. Well, not officially. I remember something about dinner being a couple of grand last night. Barrett and I ended up all over downtown, but finished at Shadow Bar. There was drunken Whataburger and some time killing so I didn’t drive home inebriated. I’m so tired. I am way to old for this shit. Sweet dreams.
NOTHING tastes better than a couple of W-burger tacquitos after a night of drinking. extra salsa for me, please!
I cam back to see if there was another post and it only dawned on my then that “cunnilingus” was in the title!!! YAY!! Everyday should get started with that. Women might be in a better mood if their day got started like that!
lol @ the title. I miss the days of drunken nights with Whataburger chicken strips...hmm… gravy…
Ohhhhh, Jack in the Crack tacos!! I think it has something to do with the grease that keeps you from having a hangover. I swear!
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