Random Greg quotes: “You have
Random Greg quotes:
"You have a code Clayton... maybe not unlike the samurai, but it is still a code."
"I believe that Texas women are proof that God is a man."
"I can't believe there are so many restaurants here. Amazing."
"You ever watch those shows where something really crazy happens and you are completely shocked, but then you see that it was only the character's imagination and it never happened? Yeah? ...well, I just punched my fist straight through your head."
"Clayton, I am not as extroverted as you on your worst day."
"I have a little wet spot on my pants and I'm really not too happy about that..."
"He has fifteen buddhas and he thinks he's serenity garden god or something."
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Greg came to work with me this morning. This is probably the closest I'll get to one of those bring-your-kid-to-work-with-you days... except he's not my kid and he is really crabby right now. Kid's say things like, "that's cool dad, I didn't know you had so much COOL stuff at work", not things like "how much fucking money will it take to get you to skip out the rest of the day right now... I'll take you shopping, I'll buy you clothes, what do I need to have in my hand to put in your hand to make this work shit go away?"... so anyhoo, yeah... umm... I did take Wednesday through Friday off. That should count for something.
"You have a code Clayton... maybe not unlike the samurai, but it is still a code."
"I believe that Texas women are proof that God is a man."
"I can't believe there are so many restaurants here. Amazing."
"You ever watch those shows where something really crazy happens and you are completely shocked, but then you see that it was only the character's imagination and it never happened? Yeah? ...well, I just punched my fist straight through your head."
"Clayton, I am not as extroverted as you on your worst day."
"I have a little wet spot on my pants and I'm really not too happy about that..."
"He has fifteen buddhas and he thinks he's serenity garden god or something."
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Greg came to work with me this morning. This is probably the closest I'll get to one of those bring-your-kid-to-work-with-you days... except he's not my kid and he is really crabby right now. Kid's say things like, "that's cool dad, I didn't know you had so much COOL stuff at work", not things like "how much fucking money will it take to get you to skip out the rest of the day right now... I'll take you shopping, I'll buy you clothes, what do I need to have in my hand to put in your hand to make this work shit go away?"... so anyhoo, yeah... umm... I did take Wednesday through Friday off. That should count for something.
My kid likes coming to work with me, but only because we have cable at work… heh Punishment for not getting his room clean was coming to work with me and having to watch The History Channel and Discovery.. NO Disney, No Fox Kids… LOL! Good Luck with your..um...kid…
lol. So you gonna convince greg to do a blog? could be amusing.
oh, he has one… I’m just not allowed to talk about it…
oops.
shit.
and tell him he “might give some serious thought to thanking his lucky stars he’s in texas...”
;-)
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