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After reviewing my phone as I placed it on the charger, I feel I need to make a public service announcement. I want to sincerely apologize for the potential event of you may or may not having received unsolicited, drunken text messages last night. Please be a glass is half full sorta person and know that if you did receive said messages, which I am neither confirming or denying, it was because I was obviously thinking of you in my moments of inebriation. I hope no one was offended by things that may or may not have been typed. I'm a special kind of drunk.