ph38r the majesty of my impending mullet!
“I’ll read Bukowski in the gutter
With a hooker on each arm
And a wine bottle up my ass,
I’ll make you smoke the majesty
Of my impending mullet,
I’ll suck the formaldehyde out of the jar
Holding Kurt Cobain’s brain
While using Hemingway’s shotgun barrel as a straw,
Before I let you touch my soul.” - Whammo
Yes folks, I’m in a particularly playful mood at the moment, so I thought I would share a rare mullet photo scanned from my 1988-ish Malibu Grand Prix Virage Racing License. The curly locks resting on my shoulders are several inches shorter than the fully erect mullet in the center of my back accentuated by the NASCAResque “bangs”. This photo was taken in Austin, TX. I was still a teenager and was deeply in love with my high school sweetheart, Jessica. Life was simple and I never really knew, understood, or appreciated things then the way I do now all these years later. Compartively innocent. I don’t even know who that guy is… but he’s got a hilarious coif atop his hormonally charged head.
OMG AWESOME!!!
a mullet and wifebeater… all you are missing is really tight jeans and a leather jacket…
maybe that shit was there? hmmmm?
or maybe I was wearing assless chaps?
I don’t know WHAT I was thinking before...THAT’s RAWR! LOL Awesome!
do you have a side profile of this magical mullet?
I can neither confirm nor deny the existance of said evidence.
(probably not)
business in the front, party in the back! party on
Code-M! Code-M!
HELLO John Stamos.
OMG thats awesome.
Hey, I remember that kid in the picture. Those were the days!
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