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I think blog publishing platforms should have a checkmark next to each “publish” button that designates whether the poster was drunk or sober when writing the post. I literally laughed out loud when I saw a GMail notice this morning that a new blog post had been made and I didn’t remember writing anything last night… at all. Maybe it was good we quit early. LMAO. Anyhoo, I’m back home. I stopped and picked up the pups from Georgia’s house on the way and they were soooooo happy to see me. It made me all smiley. The trip was pretty straight forward… drive to Austin after work, get your face rocked off by Chevelle, have a few drinks on 6th, crash on the super-extra-comfy beds they have at the Hilton Garden a block away, drive back in the morning for work. That’s pretty much how it played out with the exception of me requiring a caffeine stop on the way there that led to the highlight of the travel portion of the adventure. There was a tall, lanky dude that vaguely had a Napolian Dynomite look to him on the grassy corner between CiCi’s Pizza and Walmart in Brenham. This is the area you have to drive past to get to the Starbuck’s drive-thru. So, here is the kitch… he was dancing. I don’t mean baby dancing… I mean full on spins and leg kicks and gettin’ his groove on dancing. He was dancing non-stop the entire time we were near. The guy at the coffee shop said he is there everyday… all day… dancing non-stop like a mad man. He danced so much that the circle around him approximately the radius of his spread legs was barren… all dirt without a blade of grass to be found. Every bit of ground outside the circle was plush and green. It was simultaneously the coolest and nerdiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. If you are ever in Brenham, drive out to the Walmart and see if the CiCi’s Pizza dancin’ fool is out there… he rocks.

Barrett is contacting the booking agent for Chevelle to see how much it would cost to book them for our birthday bash this August. I think it’s going to be north of 100 grand, but he thinks it’ll be less. We’ll see. The temp in H-Town is supposed to drop to 59 Fahrenheit tonight. I’m so excited I think a little pee just came out.