Get several pieces of paper. Writethe name of a candidate photo location on each. Arrange the paper in a neat 2 foot diameter circle on the floor. Acquire a litre bottle of Crown and proceed to drain it into your bloodstream. Carefully place the cap back on the bottle when through and set the bottle in the middle of the circle of photo op locations. Spin the bottle and then walk/crawl off to bed, taking care not to disturb the resting bottle on the way. Get up the next morning and stumble over to the bottle to discover which candidate photo shoot location has been selected by the trusty ‘neck-o-de-Crown’. Take out AMEX, purchase tickets, and go have fun. Decisions decisions....
BTW, be aware that the domestic wildlife within your domicile may decide - upon a whim - to modify the decision made by the ‘Neck-o-de-Crown’ during your slumber. Do not be dismayed- these things have a way of working themselves out.
Get several pieces of paper. Writethe name of a candidate photo location on each. Arrange the paper in a neat 2 foot diameter circle on the floor. Acquire a litre bottle of Crown and proceed to drain it into your bloodstream. Carefully place the cap back on the bottle when through and set the bottle in the middle of the circle of photo op locations. Spin the bottle and then walk/crawl off to bed, taking care not to disturb the resting bottle on the way. Get up the next morning and stumble over to the bottle to discover which candidate photo shoot location has been selected by the trusty ‘neck-o-de-Crown’. Take out AMEX, purchase tickets, and go have fun. Decisions decisions....
BTW, be aware that the domestic wildlife within your domicile may decide - upon a whim - to modify the decision made by the ‘Neck-o-de-Crown’ during your slumber. Do not be dismayed- these things have a way of working themselves out.
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