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Monday, September 30, 2002

Odd evening. I am still

Odd evening. I am still standing on the fence as to whether it was bad or good. Odd event number 1: I catch a ride home with Joe. He's been really antisocial recently and never wants to do anything but go straight home. I'm safe, right? "Hey, Clayton... let's stop for a beer." A couple of tanker trucks of beer later, I am home. What the hell happened to this guy? Odd event number 2: Phone call with incredible sexy (and most recent) ex-girlfriend. Our relationship ended in the twilight zone and she is the last person (other than someone already dead) that I expected to hear on the other end of the phone. We have a pseudo-date scheduled... friends, but probably friends still in the twilight zone, so maybe the chemistry we had might catch innocent bystanders on fire and we'll both go to prison for involuntary manslaughter. How did this all happen? I just wanted to do some laundry and pass out on the couch finishing the movie I started last night that I had to stop because if I struggled through another single minute of it, I would slit my wrists... with a chainsaw.

I am no longer buzzed. I have no desire to watch (finish) the movie. I need to by a video tape tomorrow. I am not sure how to take this evening's stirring the pot of my past. Breath. Sleep. Tomorrow, it will be okay.
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Kristi  on  10/01  at  08:22 AM

I guaran-damn-tee you that the reason she gave you a call is for sex.  Can’t a girl get a booty call?

 on  10/01  at  08:41 AM

ditto @ Kristi

Diana  on  10/01  at  09:43 AM

Making a mental note not to go downtown tonight… and to call in information in case any suspicious fires show up on the news.

(I agree w/ Kristi, btw… it is either that or she has VD and is informing you!)

trish  on  10/01  at  09:47 AM

Everyone is so cynical.  Maybe she wants to reflect on the meaning of life and thank you for all of the intelligent conversation you had when you were together.

irfan  on  10/01  at  10:18 AM

in support of clayton, she was not calling for a booty call.

Diana  on  10/01  at  10:26 AM

I am sure she is a lovely lady and the last thing on her mind is sex.  So… what then?

Gil  on  10/01  at  11:04 AM

Women have equal rights to booty calls.

Irfan, how would you know?  Everything is a bootie call to you.  Even the waitress taking your order is a bootie call.

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