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Now I'm pissed. What the fuck does someone have to do in this town to get the food they ordered? This happens to me ALL the time. J'adore spicy foodstuff! You name it... if it's hotter'n hell, I probably will enjoy it. So, I took Cam to this Tai place down the street from my house. I order chicken curry... "extra, extra, extra, extra spicy". I even gave our extremely pleasant asian waitress a little wink and said, "you know... traditional style... extra hot... with hopes that she would understand, "make it so hot that it would kill the average whitey with unaccustomed tongue". I wasn't worried. When it comes to eating spicy food, my tongue has ninja skills like a pissed off Yoda (see previous post). Fucking don't-wanna-be-liable-for-throwing-out-plate-of-too-hot-for-customer-food cook decides that my order was too spicy and bumped it back to mild-enough-to-spoon-feed-the-gerber-baby hot. I can think of FIVE other Tai food instances of this happening in the last 18 months. The only thing about these recurring scenario that pisses me off worse than them changing my order to begin with is when they honestly believe they can make it all better by giving you this little alien auotopsy dish of mystery juice with a couple of jalepeño slices and some crushed black pepper floating in it... oh yeah, that's gonna patch things right up for me. FUCK YOU.