Normal human beings are not
Normal human beings are not supposed to consume the amount of Chinese delivery I just did... I'm not sure if I'm really impressed or really ashamed. I was just going to order the little sautéed green bean veggie plate thingy. Simple.. right? When I got on the phone however, I just fucking freaked out like my fingers were doing dance dance revolution on the menu items. I heard the beeping of the industrial Chinese delivery truck backing up to the loading dock that used to be my front porch. Thanks to me, the employees at Panda Garden get the phat ass bonus check this holiday season. I am sooo not looking forward to work tomorrow. I think I'm seeing double. Can you O.D. on steamed dumplings? It feels so good to be home. I'm all snuggled up on the couch with 12 furry legs sprawled everywhere around me and 3 swooshie tails circulating the air in the living room like oscillating fans. Remote in one hand, Diet Coke in the other, and the kung fu battle of various candle scents vs. the aroma of enough Chinese food to feed a malnourished third world country filling the atmosphere in cozy little crib. Despite the Colorado Springs that has lingered in my mind all day... all I can do is exhale... I'm home.
Wonder what kind of dreams this will prompt? Heh.
Hey, there were no olives involved. With a little luck, the dreams wont involve prisons, whips or naked Gale Harold.. :D And if they DO, send him over to my subconcious.
No. You cannot OD on steamed dumplings. That’s all we order any more. It sends them into a tizzy every time… “Four order? You sure you want four order?” But of course… appetizer and main meal. Sometimes we’ll throw in a token order of sesame chicken just so we have leftovers.
Grendel drinks the dipping stuff. You should try it. :)
BTW, loved your Springs reports. Too bad you didn’t get to the top of Pikes Peak… you could have gotten yourself a t that said “Real Men Don’t Need Guardrails.” ...and vertigo sets in.
i did the summit last year ;)
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