I'm sniffley and stuffy and (yeah, it's gross) have a dual nostril nose bleed and I'm not even a strung out yay sayer. I slept in longer than usual this morning and it was good. I needed it. EL and I grabbed some overpriced coffee from the corner Chez Satan and she dropped my borderline sick ass back at the house. My mother gave us some Amaryllis bulbs a while back that we planted along the garage. I wasn't sure they were going to bloom so late in the year, but I found one smiling at me this morning.
I plan on sitting around on my ass and resting all day. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Oh, and thanks Sean for the "children's books that didn't quite make it"... I laughed so hard that I almost shat myself...
Why, when I read the little engine that couldn’t one, did I immediately think of Mattie’s father?
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife, Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... and Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. You Were an Accident
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:
1.One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2.Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3.Fox In Detox
4.Who Shat in the Hat?
5.Horton Hires a Ho
6.The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7.How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8.Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9.Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
Those are fucking awesome, Sam.
lmao
Levi has every one of them!
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