I’m home for 30 minutes
I'm home for 30 minutes and already someone calls and hangs up as soon as I answer. My head is swimming in a virtual to-do list. I couldn't believe the stack of mail waiting for me (yes, bills included). Work actually called within 15 minutes of my plane landing to ask me to work on something from my home office when I arrive. WTF? I guess I should unlock and pop open my (now) spring loaded suitcase. I don't know how my ass got that thing shut in Colorado. If I don't improve my packing skills, I'm gonna have to gain some weight to get it shut next time. Éclair was adorable when she saw me.. tail wagging like hummingbird wings and those beautiful little eyes just looking up at me with that "I missed you daddy" look. Penny and Bianca were happy too... it warms the heart to see emotion expressed by your pets. Now, I don't even know where to begin.
If you gain weight, you will need bigger clothes, requiring a bigger suitcase and even more weight to get that one close.
It is an endless circle of doom…
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