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If you read this article, you will go jog this aternoon. I stepped on a gecko this morning accidentally and I think I broke its back. It was a shitty way to start my day. I love those little critters. I'm so sorry little fella. I scooped him up and put him on a big leaf in the yard where he scurried off only using his front legs because the back ones were presumably nonfunctional. This is going to bother me all day. I know. I'm weird. I need more coffee. Lots more. I don't feel 33. Nature is amazing, so the gecko will probably make it ok... just look at this thriving tree growing out of a sheer rock face... a survivor like my gecko buddy.