I would like to
I would like to fill a caulking gun with wasabi and tie down those sushi chefs that get a kick out of hiding a pea size wad of wasabi in nagiri and fill their mouths with it... slowly. I usually mix little soy with my wasabi, so I had a potent greenish mix that will roto-rooter your sinuses anyway, but nooooo these little fucks get a kick out watching me eat straight wasabi love and cry like I used tear gas for eye drops. As I fumble around looking for my atropine injection as I've obviously just been the victim of a airborne chemical terrorist attack, I realize with disgust the jackass tomfoolery that I have just ingested unknowingly. I love sushi... even when those fucks spread wasabi on my under-rice so peanut butter thick that it's make a Jif soccer mom shed a tear of exalted joy and pride. Bastards.
mmmm wasabi… is it cruel to laugh at your child when she thinks wasabi is green cookiedough?
is it cruel for me to laugh at your child for thinking wasabi was green cookiedough?
I relate. This one time (at band camp), Penny (my cat) ate really, really hot salsa verde because I had just finished making a salad nicoise and had given her some tuna… I was making another dish with the hot sauce and dropped some on the counter, so immediately thought it was more tuna and pounced on it thinking she’d get it before I stopped her… have you ever chased a screaming cat around the hot to try and help her rinse her mouth under the faucet? My poor baby… afterwards, I laughed for 3.617 days.
i had a co-worker (one that i wasn’t too terribly fond of, which makes this story even sweeter) that used to come and just take food out of the community fridge. one day, i went and picked up some sushi for lunch, and stuck it in the fridge to eat later. she came in and was helping herself to my little styrofoam box of tuna, exclaiming “oh! what’s this? guacamole?”
for some reason, i couldn’t MAKE myself tell her “no” as she gulped down the entire wasabi chunk of sinus-clearing, eye-watering, green LOVE - and I “really” did my best to not laugh. really. honest!
heh heh
still makes me chuckle to this day.
evil. pure evil.
My first sushi experience in LA I was de-virginized by wasabi. I’d seen sushi in the movies but growing up in South Texas, it just wasn’t kosher. Anyhow, somehow the veterans always know the greeny will invariably ask, “what’s this green stuff,” and either not say anything or something along the lines of, “oh, try it, it’s good.” Always.
It’s like taking first-year scouts on a snipe-hunt.
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