I was reading some kookportal
I was reading some kookportal and ran across a link to this article about the Psychic Readers Network. They have this list of published dos and don'ts for wannabe Miss Cleo's out there... this is my favorite one:
This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.
Priceless. Anyhoo, work is better now that it doesn't feel like my head is going to snap off my body. Some OTC drugs and a few conference attendances to meetings that would otherwise have been in person and I'm good as new. Almost. The cleaning lady dusted the shelf above my freshly poured cup of coffee and all kinds of goobers fell out of her dust brush into my coffee. Never fuck with a man's coffee. I hope she recovers soon.
What's up with the world today?
This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.
Priceless. Anyhoo, work is better now that it doesn't feel like my head is going to snap off my body. Some OTC drugs and a few conference attendances to meetings that would otherwise have been in person and I'm good as new. Almost. The cleaning lady dusted the shelf above my freshly poured cup of coffee and all kinds of goobers fell out of her dust brush into my coffee. Never fuck with a man's coffee. I hope she recovers soon.
What's up with the world today?
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