I ran into this guy
I ran into this guy on the way back from lunch that always looks like he just ate brownies and canned spinach. I see him about once a month or so... we're not friends really... just acquaintances. I attribute his charming smile to his chain smoking. Of all the people I know, there's a pretty even spread across the board of smokers and non-smokers. This guy is the poster boy for excess in the nicotine department. Now, there's all kinds of smoking for all kinds of smokers. Not all smoking can be as justifiable as shotgunning a bong hit to a naked supermodel. This guy lights the next cig with his existing... but NOT because he doesn't have a light... because for him, the only thing better than a lit cigarette in your mouth is two lit cigarettes in your mouth. I returned the hello and smile, but the entire time I was thinking about stopping to tell him about that BriteSmile place. I bet the company insurance would cover it if he smiled in the office more. Daaaaaaaamn!
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