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I overslept... not to the point of being late, but just long enough to ensure my arrival at work on time would only be secured by ringing my carpool buddy (Joe) on the tele... I hate it when that happens. I love this thing! There was a police convention in my front yard this morning. I opened the door was blinded by bubble gum machines on a cruiser and one of those Camero pursuit cars. There were 3 or 4 cops walking around plus 2 more inside a parked vehicle just off my lawn. I have no idea what that was all about... maybe my pastor neighbor is really the Columbian connection? I was supposed to have a belated birthday celebration for Greg last night, but he got stuck in the office and I was consumed by my couch, so we never hooked. I am really looking forward to my live music fix tonight... it is the heroin in my veins... too bad I'm sans heroine. I just left a horribly boring meeting. I sat next to this guy that had hair that reminded me of Monchichis. It was all I could do to contain my giggles. I had to stare away, keep my mouth full of coffee, and sing early 80's metal in my head keep out “Monchichi, monchichi, oh-so soft and cuddly…” . Ack! I think the building maintenance marauders have tinkered with the air conditioning on my floor. I have an analog dial A/C control by my window that has, in the past, done very well controlling the temperature of my office. It now has two temperature settings: "Hell" and "Ski Resort Slope Filler Snow Machine". So I am now a game of pong. I turn it slightly up until office supplies on my desk burst into flames... then slightly down until the water feeding the plants in my office freezes and I can see my breath. Back and forth... those fucktards. These are probably the same guys that are trying to replace the lights in my office. Florescent lighting... just say no. I'm hungry.

pee ess... I'm a drinker. I'm a geek. This guy is o'tay in my book.