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I just got home from seeing Y Tu Mama Tabien. Fucking excellent film. I have a list of favorite scenes and dialog, but I'm not going to write about them because you should just go see it yourself. My eyes are scratchy... I think my contacts grew claws. How is this weekend over already? My lawn is looking like a jungle now. My theory about my SWAT team lawn boys was correct. They are obviously pissed about non-payment and have stopped mowing my lawn long enough to plot my assassination. I would pay the little mutherfuckers if they ever left a number or just came by when I was home. For months, they just came every other Saturday and worked their mojo on my yard... always when I am not home and never leaving a way to reach them. I don't know the gang leader's name and I have no address or number for payment. I kept thinking they would come looking for their $2 like that crazy kid in Better Off Dead, but nooooo... they just mow, edge, weedwhack, rake, bag, etc. like clockwork. In and out like professionals... wham, bam, thank you non-payin-gringo. By my rough estimate, I figure I owe them around 3 or 4 hundred dollars. That's a lot of lawn mowing. So, like I said, my lawn is like a jungle now. I'm going to miss my sister a little when she leaves tomorrow. It'll be nice to have my life back to the not-playing-host-24/7 mode again, but it was nice to have her around. She makes me out to be someone I'm not... there's a lot of pressure associated with filling those shoes, so I'm sure there will be a little relief when that's gone. I need a new amp. I need a winning lotto ticket. I need massage therapy and few weeks off work. I dig this blogging in bed gig... laptops and remote connections are the bees knees. I think I'll sleep now.