I finally did it. All the fluorescent bulbs in my office are burned out. Only natural light from my wall of windows is illuminating the office. It's kinda dark... but in a good way.
That happened to me once. They didn’t want to fix them either, until I brought in some incense and a lava lamp to to with my beanbag and threatened to light candles. They came in, saw the eight lamps it took to light my office, and fixed it the next day.
No lie - they demand maximum fluorescent lighting in my building at all times. If a bulb burns out, they change it within minutes. It’s all just a small part of their master plan to give me headaches all day long.
I like the dark.
That happened to me once. They didn’t want to fix them either, until I brought in some incense and a lava lamp to to with my beanbag and threatened to light candles. They came in, saw the eight lamps it took to light my office, and fixed it the next day.
No lie - they demand maximum fluorescent lighting in my building at all times. If a bulb burns out, they change it within minutes. It’s all just a small part of their master plan to give me headaches all day long.
what?! (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) I can’t hear you over the low, incessant humming of these life-sucking (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) lights!!!
losing… will… to strive....
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