I almost forgot… 99.9443% of
I almost forgot... 99.9443% of the time, if you read a poem on this page, I probably wrote it. If I am not the author, I try to link to the author's site or give credit directly. I received this one in an email... no idea who or where it originated, but it isn't mine. I was discussing this with my glass of Crown and we have decided that it should be the Saturday night theme poem. Wouldn't you agree?
"Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell are you to think
I'm not under what you call
The alchofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here,
The longer I get
So just give me one more drink to fill my cup
Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up"
Wasn't that nice? We thought so. Anyhoo, since I was in the groove of forgetting things, here is something else I forgot... Lena, I am not 100% on why you were talking about cleavage in Dwayne's office, but here's your request... click, click, boom. Don't ask for any more. Also, I am still getting good feedback on the site. For those that have written, thank you... you are the reason I didn't sit in the garage with the car running tonight and end my blog insecurity once and for all (uh... actually, I don't have a car right now... but since Doc Martin's don't emit carbon monoxide, I embellished a bit... don't hate me). Cheers!
"Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell are you to think
I'm not under what you call
The alchofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here,
The longer I get
So just give me one more drink to fill my cup
Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up"
Wasn't that nice? We thought so. Anyhoo, since I was in the groove of forgetting things, here is something else I forgot... Lena, I am not 100% on why you were talking about cleavage in Dwayne's office, but here's your request... click, click, boom. Don't ask for any more. Also, I am still getting good feedback on the site. For those that have written, thank you... you are the reason I didn't sit in the garage with the car running tonight and end my blog insecurity once and for all (uh... actually, I don't have a car right now... but since Doc Martin's don't emit carbon monoxide, I embellished a bit... don't hate me). Cheers!
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