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I had a simple cheeseburger and ice cold beer for lunch. Outside. Along a wooded path shaded by lush, green trees. Next to a calm lake. When I sat at the table waiting for my order to be ready, a raccoon scurried by the banks into the safety of a small drainage pipe. A squirrel sat on the wooded deck adjacent within 3 feet of my table begging for french fries during the meal. I heard the wind rustling the leaves and the birds singing above. I was at work... within a mile of my office. What's wrong with this picture?