Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried.
Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried.
Everything for lunch was fried. The only way I could jam more deep fried greasy badness into my body would be to deep fry my Diet Coke (true irony) and shove a Crisco filled caulking gun up my ass. Fuck. Why did I just do that!?
Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried. Fried.
Ever had a deep-fried Twinky? That would have made a nice capper. I’ve heard of deep-fried Snickers as well.
You ever see the Simpsons episode where Homer buys the industrial flash fryer? Funny stuff.
Deep-fried Snickers. Breakfast of champions.
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