Exhibit A: Clayton laughs playfully
Exhibit A: Clayton laughs playfully at the joke his Tanqueray and tonic just told him. Notice glasses whack wound between eyes... a keen angle with which to peek directly into blood stream and visually gauge his blood alcohol level. Intoxication is evident to even the most casual observer. (also note that Operation Corporate Scruff is continuing on schedule much to the dismay of one said Chief Information Officer)
Exhibit B: Gil acts like tree. Clayton hangs from him.
Exhibit C: Clayton is hungry and tries to eat straw while Gil is coy with the camera.
Exhibit D: Gil tries to suck Audra's brain our through her ear. Clayton is not spilling drink.
Exhibit E: Irfan arrives after being "out" "somewhere" doing "something" with some "people".
Exhibit F: Audra is not stoned. Clayton is high on life.
Exhibit G: Kindergarten style.
After careful examination of photos, it can be seen that Clayton and his liver are pals and Clayton smiles entirely too much. Thank you for your participation. Goodnight.
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Exhibit C: Clayton is hungry and tries to eat straw while Gil is coy with the camera.
Exhibit D: Gil tries to suck Audra's brain our through her ear. Clayton is not spilling drink.
Exhibit E: Irfan arrives after being "out" "somewhere" doing "something" with some "people".
Exhibit F: Audra is not stoned. Clayton is high on life.
Exhibit G: Kindergarten style.
After careful examination of photos, it can be seen that Clayton and his liver are pals and Clayton smiles entirely too much. Thank you for your participation. Goodnight.

these photos are fucking ridiculous, but damn that was a fun night…
You didn’t spill your drink. That is the important thing.
::spontaneously combusts::
*pfzzzttt!*
Can I order these photos for my 2003 calendar? As Rosie would say.. cutie putie!
OMG are you wearing lipstick? lmao
are you biting Irfan’s nipple?!
yes he was going for my hot sexy body ... caught on film, out the closet sooner or later.
in this photo, i’m seeing Joey Lawrence.
whoa!
GIGGLER! Shameless GIGGLER!
And, uhhh...what fabulous thing were you saying to Irfan’s chest?
You were really into that chest, man. How much DID you drink?
“Hi, this is Clayton, and I’m drunk, and, ahhhhh...I don’t think you’ve ever really *spoken* to me when I’m drunk, so here ya go.”
don’t make me giggle
shamelessly ;)
Clayton is a cutie. Why is Clayton single? Who took Clayton’s picture? Is Clayton happy? Does Clayton want Bink to shutup?
Wow, did you smile constantly like that all night long?? That’s a good fucking night.
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a true texan smile is all I’ll have to say.....*wink* nice photo!!!
Hey, girls… he’s actually a cutie, huh? :)
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