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Earlier today I was outside on a second-hand smoke break with Joe. I frequent the out of doors during the day on ergo-breaks. They help me stay sane. When I've had way too much caffeine (hence Chez Satan is out) and I don't have time to go to the park, I go to the smoking area. The left over carcinogens floating around the area are arousing and it's a great place for rumors. I heard some crazy shit was posted on some financial message board about my company, so I made a mental note to check it out when I had time later. I was quickly bored by the regular shizzle on the site. I'm not into the financial speculation game... especially Fortune 500 trading when the market is in the gutter. I do however, find great enjoyment in the threaded flames that consume the posts of those that are... I snipped one for your viewing pleasure:
"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know."
Isn't that special?