Check this crazy shizzle out: I ate McD's for lunch. No shit. My tummy is still pissed about it. I'm an idiot. Actually, I had to walk to the Harris County Tax Assessor's office to renew my automobile registration and on the way back, other than almost getting run over by the newly functional light rail, I discovered long and annoying lines of peops at all the eateries within which I wanted to stop and feed. I thought of skipping lunch for a generous serving of hot, black lovin' from the coffee kiosk in the basement, but in a fit of misguided spontaneity, decided on the two cheeseburger meal instead. Damn you! Clown bastard!! I have a list of items to accomplish before the day ends and I'm at that lotto ball randomness stage of where to start. Obviously, I'd rather no do any of it and go home. A nap sounds wonderful... or perhaps working on stuff around the house... or photographing the little green models in my back yard?
Never fails - I HATE McDonalds - always get that ball of cud in your stomach feeling…
Unfortunately, it is also the demon playgounds they have that obligates this dad to visit their satanic temple of fat on too many occasions.
Never fails - I HATE McDonalds - always get that ball of cud in your stomach feeling…
Unfortunately, it is also the demon playgounds they have that obligates this dad to visit their satanic temple of fat on too many occasions.
...but I repeat myself…
I remember as a kid that feeling that McDonalds was the best place on earth to eat. There was a lot more exposure back then, in the early ‘70s, around the holidays because McD sponsored parades as well as blitzed the boob tube. Before everything went urban and trendy the characters in the McD universe was what sucked kids in.
Also, I think there’s some kind of kiddy crack they put into their ketchup. There’s nothing that tastes quite like their base model hamburger and cheese burger.
McDonald’s made me fat. I’m serious. Also, pizza made me fat. And over-cheesed baked potatos. Also, bacon.
Eating made me fat.
nice lizard.
Yeah, what’s that background? Do you have a little bounce card in your photo kit so you can do glamour shots of the little creatures in your back yard?
;)
background = side of garage
...cool idea though.
;)
heh - lizard glamour shots.
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