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Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Apparently, my thought-to-be-professional associates and

Apparently, my thought-to-be-professional associates and myself now all work at Burger King. We are babies that need to be held by the hand while we are instructed in the fine art of micromanagement. We are unable to efficiently manage our time or technical skills and require constant monitoring and direction. We need little timers to tell us when the fries are ready and buttons to pre-pour just the amount of coke in each cup. We need tiny images of the menu items on the register to push-button your order (which our incompetent asses will probably fuck up anyway).

You want fries with that?
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Russ Dale  on  06/18  at  09:03 PM

We all could use a little training now and then.

clayton  on  06/18  at  09:18 PM

you bet…

I wasn’t talking about training. I was talking about managerial incompetence.

The irony really is how a mere two years ago everyone in my office were practically zippity-doo-da-ing there way in every day because they loved their jobs so much. Now, everyone is on the verge of slitting their wrists to make it all go away… all because of a couple of misplaced middle managers. Misplaced as in they are here and really should be anywhere but here.

I dig training.

 on  06/19  at  04:08 PM

I have a question. Why on earth do you come down so hard on the people at Burger King? Anyone that has an attitude as big as your deserves some reelign in… IMHO

clayton  on  06/19  at  04:31 PM

i hate burger king.

Whataburger rules!

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