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Alright. I think it's time I go on the record. I am not an aspiring entomologist. I do not have an insect fetish. I simply love the technical challenges of macro photography and insects are great subjects because they are physiologically complex and the mechanics of their construction are complex. You can see things that are difficult if not impossible to see with the naked eye and that, to me, is pretty cool. That being said, I have to tell you... a guy actually captured "bugs" and brought them to work for me as a gift. They are some sort of larvae for a moth or caterpillar that are brown and white... very earthy as if to blend with tree bark or dead leaves. When touched, these really long, bright red "horns" come out of their head. After they have satisfied their inspection of what's going on, the "horns" retract. Very neat. Anyhoo, I'll try to photograph them when I get home. Right now, they are in a little pill jar on my desk chewing on bits of leaves in the bottom of the jar and making caterpillar shit. Yes, tiny shitballs. Proof that I'm easily amused.