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...is exactly what I had for dinner tonight. And people say I can’t take advice! Look, I’m in rough shape here. My hair looks like Bride of Frankenstein, I haven’t had a drop of alchohol in almost a week, I haven’t a meals worth of solid food in almost a week (seriously, those are in no particular order), and I am generally feeling less than fit for human consumption… in a social sense that is… or whatever. So the reason I am taken a moment out of my parent trauma to write is this: the acidophillius unit of active ingredient is measured in “billions of organizisms”. I found that interesting in a mildly unsettling way. But after a moment of consideration, I realize I’ve eaten some pretty nasty stuff in my day, so how bad could it be? I still won’t eat balut… I’ve drawn the line at kimchi (and that is no way a position statement on abortion or animal rights).