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Thursday, July 04, 2002

HAPPY EFFIN INDEEEEEEEPENDENCE DAY I

HAPPY EFFIN INDEEEEEEEPENDENCE DAY
I went out for a mesquite grilled chicken breast and some steamed veggies at a steakhouse close to my place and ran into someone I completely did not expect to see the rest of my life. A while back, Sean and I ran into this girl... effectively a stranger... we started talking and before we knew it, hours had gone by... she ended up meeting us out later that evening and the three of up talked until almost 6 in the morning. I am abbreviating the story, but that is basically the 50000 foot view. I remember being so completely impressed with this person. That had one of the most unique and amazing personalities I have even seen and I know that Sean and I were strangely touched by that evening. I knew that if I never saw her again in my life, it wouldn't matter because I will never forget her. She has been permanently added to the list of women by which all women I meet are at some point and in someway compared. Everyone is an individual, but you know what I mean... everyone has one of those lists even if they have never acknowledged it or quantify it consciously into qualities or traits. That's kinda me... I don't really have a list, but I do have small vignettes in my mind of people, places, and things that were special to me and they, whether I want them to or not, shape the direction and decisions in my life in some way, because they are part of who I am. Anyhoo, I saw her there... working. She had that same gorgeous smile and sparkling eyes... and that same genuine tone in her speech. It's hard to explain really. This one special evening was in no way a romantic encounter... it was never about that. She is just a rare breed... good people. We spoke briefly. I thought she had said she was moving to LA this summer. She mentioned in the conversation that she had to work every day of the week just to make ends meet and that her trip was on hold until later. She looked really down about her financial woes. I've been there... many times. That feeling is terrible. Anyway, as it turns out, she is my server. I order my food and eat. We don't speak much again. She is busy and I am eating. Without conscious effort, I remember every moment of that night with each bite I take... silently remembering words and phrases... Sean laughing... that feeling of utter contentment. I quietly paid for my meal and left a hundred dollar tip. I left before she noticed. I hope she works her problems out. I hope she has peace and happiness wherever she goes. So, my phone rings and it's Harry. I love that guy! He's playing down at Baker's St. Pub and calling to let me know. Wednesday is not usually a gig night. I pick up a cab to get down there... highway robbery! It cost me $17 bucks to go a ridiculously short distance. Those Yellow Cab guys must be banking. When I arrive, the place is packed out. I have only seen it busier one time. I manage to get an excellent booth right by the band area by using real ultimate power to maneuver to it as people were leaving. A ninja would have simply killed everyone in the bar, but since I wanted drinks and was there to see Harry and Eric, I decided that gazelle quickness and cat stealth would have to do. A few minutes into the set, this older couple came into the pub... a large white guy wearing bright red stockings and a baseball cap and a slender black women with a full length denim dress. Most of the crowd in there was very young, so this couple stuck out like a sore thumb (wtf does that cliche mean anyway?). It didn't help that they were dressed like characters from Hee-Haw. The stood there looking for somewhere to sit... no luck. Standing room only in this joint. They made such a cute couple. I had the best seat in the place... now, it was theirs. I gave them my booth and went off the men's room. I received quite a few inquiries about the people that took my booth. I told everyone they were my parents. :-) I had my waitress send them a round of drinks for being do damn cute... they were recently engaged (I found out later). She called him little pet names in conversation that you don't normally hear (ie. not the standard stomach turning ones)... and you could hear the sincerity in her voice. He went on and on about what an amazing woman she was... they were in love. What a beautiful thing to see in that shallow, superficial, meat market-ish college bar. They were there to eat dinner together and left after their meal. I used real ultimate power to reclaim my booth. I did get the token hit toward the end of the night. This tall woman that looked exactly like Charlize Theron and was wearing a white silk suit and absolutely beautiful shoes. From what I could understand of her drunken babble, she was getting married to some oil baron type guy (she wafted her 9 carat engagement ring below my nose... yes, NINE carats), she is from a town 4 miles from mile home town and we graduated the same year... we were rival schools ("it's a small world after all... it's a small world after all..." ad nauseam), and she stopped to tell me "if I weren't engaged, I'd be all over you like a duck on a junebug"... charming. She was so scared that her fiance was going to get angry with her for flirting, she played this elaborate drama scene in front of him and his friends pretending I was some old school buddy. I struggled with all my will to keep the laughter in... it didn't work. Crazy drunk woman.. but hey, she did look exactly like Charlize Theron. I got up to the phone this morning. It was my friend Greg (not IN Greg, LA Greg). He was calling to tell me Happy 4th while the tips of his toes drew tiny circles in pure white sand and the crystal blue-green water stretched as far as the eye could see. Phucker. It was a nice call despite the nanny-nanny-boo-boo-ness of it all. I think Eclair and I will go to the park.
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Wednesday, July 03, 2002

Woo-hoo! Outie-bo-boutie!

Woo-hoo! Outie-bo-boutie!
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The mere thought of leaving

The mere thought of leaving work soon with tomorrow off makes strange things happen to me.
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I would like to

I would like to fill a caulking gun with wasabi and tie down those sushi chefs that get a kick out of hiding a pea size wad of wasabi in nagiri and fill their mouths with it... slowly. I usually mix little soy with my wasabi, so I had a potent greenish mix that will roto-rooter your sinuses anyway, but nooooo these little fucks get a kick out watching me eat straight wasabi love and cry like I used tear gas for eye drops. As I fumble around looking for my atropine injection as I've obviously just been the victim of a airborne chemical terrorist attack, I realize with disgust the jackass tomfoolery that I have just ingested unknowingly. I love sushi... even when those fucks spread wasabi on my under-rice so peanut butter thick that it's make a Jif soccer mom shed a tear of exalted joy and pride. Bastards.
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“Hell Below, Stars Above” -

"Hell Below, Stars Above" - Toadies
Never heard you say goodbye
Read your letter, made me cry
Saw you with another guy
Never one to waste your time
You're in love, you're in love
Hell below me, stars above

Saw you with that other man
Feathered hair and tall and tan
Treat him like I know you can
Stroke his cheek and hold his hand
You're in love, you're in love
Hell below me, stars above

Stars above are shining down
Nothing ever gonna hurt me now
And I slip away happy as a clam
Stars above are smiling now
Ever since you put me down
And I close my eyes, and I can't see your face
Stars above are shining down...
______________
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lamb = good. Thank you

lamb = good. Thank you Miah for so adamantly presenting that fact on your site, because now I know. I was perusing their site (chocked full of audio goodies) and I expecially dug the remix competition page. I am fascinated by artistic expression through music. Given a single song as mixed/performed by the original artist, it makes me smile and enchants me to hear so many variations from fans. A gift of tribute... carefully prepared and sent with a kiss. Inspiring.
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Some kind of water line

Some kind of water line ruptured on the 15th floor of my building this morning. A few of our 16 elevators are shut down do to seepage into the shaft (that sounds fun if you read it in a Barry White voice)... thus causing people-traffic. I think that all the people confused and flustered by a couple of freakin' elevators being shut down should be issued blinders (like the horses that pull carriages wear) and be forced to use a separate corralled pathway that has no on or off ramp on main throughways (like an HOV lane) and nothing more complex that a big green light and a big red light. Oh, and those shock collars that you can buy for dogs that are proximity activated so if they try to exit prematurely, they get zapped. I see stupid people. They're everywhere.
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Blogger ate my post. I

Blogger ate my post. I had a good time. I met a lot of new people. Went to some new places. That's always a good thing (well, almost always). Tipsy. Sleepy.
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Tuesday, July 02, 2002

The phone rings. The conversation

The phone rings. The conversation goes something like:

Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Clayton... we're at (insert name of bar here). You wanna drink?"
Me: "Yeah"
Caller: "Ok"
(click)
(click)

It happens just that way. A quiet night at home turns into a night of yet to be had adventure. It's just that easy.
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I found out they are

I found out they are releasing an updated version of Cinema Paradiso... one of my favorite movies. It's such a passionate story. I am going to have to watch it again now just thinking about it.
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Home early… that’s a great

Home early... that's a great feeling.
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Mmmmmn… coffee. I am really

Mmmmmn... coffee. I am really irritated by Blogger and how they are consistently screwing up their existing code with trying to add some feature that is irrelevant to content blogging. My biggest complaint is the timestamp fluctuation with a close second being non-functional archiving. I have been looking into going to Belize for vacation. From what I understand, there are so many cayes (islands) off the main shore that you can rent an entire island with a small mansion complete with waterfalls inside the house... all to yourself. Ahhh... tropical paradise. Knowing me, I'll probably just tour around the country visiting old friends instead of going somewhere exotic this year. There is no real fun in travelling when you aren't sharing it with someone. I asked Sean about going to Paris. I've been there a lot, but I just love that city... never tired of it. The big 3 for this year came down to Paris (again), Belize, or Australia. Today looks to be another absolutely busy day. I had to work from home this morning due to persistent problems carrying over from last night. The nature and severity of these issues have mindless meetings written all of them... there's a chunk of my day invested in ENRON stock right off the bat. Then, there will be "action items" that need to be addresses before "close of business". I laugh just typing this to myself. Who thinks of these ridiculous buzz phrases... why can't we go back to sniglets? I miss those.
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Work work work work work…

Work work work work work... mornings come too quickly these days. Bah humbug!
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Monday, July 01, 2002

First let me preface this

First let me preface this statement with: I'm drunk. Secondly, fuck you. Ok... maybe that was meant for me, but still... it's the thought that counts. I am giving everyone within driving distance of Houston notice... Guy Forsyth is playing the Rhythm Room on the 19th. That's a Friday. If you can make it to the show, I guarantee you'll get to see me drunk... maybe even naked. Ok, well... maybe not naked... but that's because of some stupid law about penis in public. But hey, you'll get to see Guy Forsyth... and that is the best of all. He is amazing. I am not going to recap my night because it would be a long paragraph of brands of tequila in a big run-on sentence, but basically, I had a good time with Joe and we are both ready for open heart surgery with no further anesthesiology. We talked about a lot of stuff tonight. I think the consensus was something along the lines of me being too nice a guy. This is a terrible, terrible subject that really bothers me. I avoided it this evening, and I still don't want to talk about. I am single and most unfortunately celibate because of principles that are completely unvalued and antiquated in today's society. I need one of those book of "rules" that Trish was talking about... I need to be a dick. How do I do that? What is the first step? Maybe I need to do some research... or maybe I should just sleep it off.
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“An intelligent man is sometimes

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway
I love being at the office past through the evening after a night of wee hours work. I love it. It fills my heart with joy. I am going to have a drink now and be joyous. Yay for work! Yay! Watch me do a dance.
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